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10 Reasons Why Gay Marrage is Wrong!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

This is sort of what I was trying to say in my last rant...but I couldn't find this again. Now I have, and here ya go. Please take heed. Equality Forever beyatches!!!

Date: 2008-05-20 06:24 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] alaskawolf.livejournal.com
that list is awesome :)

Date: 2008-05-21 01:30 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] hestiaschild.livejournal.com
I wish I could remember where I found it...

Glad you enjoyed it!

Now if the rest of the country would just get their heads out of their asses, we could move forward.

Date: 2008-07-10 07:04 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] inthebreach.livejournal.com
That's funny! I saw that we had a few friends in common and are even on some of the same communities so I thought I'd swing over. I'm from the upstate of SC myself!

Date: 2008-07-10 09:18 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] hestiaschild.livejournal.com
thanks hon!

USC huh? That's too bad...nobody's perfect..LOL
(I'ma Clemson fan, meself..)

Hope you're doing well! I'm adding you!

Date: 2008-07-11 03:37 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] inthebreach.livejournal.com
Ack! Farmer Tech!!! *grins*

Awesome. I'll add you back. :)

Date: 2008-07-11 02:20 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] hestiaschild.livejournal.com
I would rather root for farmer tech than the "fighting cocks"

Sounds like Competitive Frottage...

LOL J/k!

Date: 2008-07-11 10:54 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] inthebreach.livejournal.com
Ah, but that could be fun! :)

Date: 2008-07-12 10:42 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] hestiaschild.livejournal.com
But I don't have the proper bits for that to be fun for me!

I have nothing to frot for the frottage...LOL


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